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    Level 1 User Alex's Avatar
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    Talking Jack Shit

    For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack & Noe Shit got divorced & she married Ted Sherlock & became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit & had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world & returned home with an italian bride Pisa Shit. So

    from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Shit...
    you fucks jus duno whamy

    this was a forwarded email from my aunt in Kansas
    MD/DE-crew

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    Reality Hacker Dan's Avatar
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    Oh ShIt yo!

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