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    Post Share your "almost got caught" stories

    Yeah, it's me again with the first thought that entered my head. Was just curious about some of your experiences where you almost (or even did) get caught. Locations aren't neccessary, I'ld just like to hear a few stories, thats all.

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    Nothing too exciting...

    -Once I was exiting a building thru a window and heard a car. By the time I was all the way out I saw a light rack comming up over the hill. I jumped back thru the window almost going thru the floor on the other side just as security drove by.

    -Another time we were just leaving a hospital not long after being spotted. After pulling onto the main road a security car came flying past us from the other direction and went off road thru the grass to where we just were.

    -Another active hospital complex in balt. security came into the building looking for us. We had to hide in a basement steam tunnel for about 40 minutes until it sounded like they left.

    -We got yelled at and spooked at the power plant but it turned out to be Nick & Motts....

    -We have been told to leave plenty of places but never actually "busted"

    Nothing too exciting as far as getting caught or close encounter as a lot of planning goes in to avoiding that!

    Now we did have an interesting run in with a pit bull once! It was a flesh eating beast, we trapped it in a room but it jumped thru the drywall and bit my maglight in half! Luckily the battery acid slowed it down enough for me to throw a grenade at it and blow it up. The explosion totally cut it in half but the head and front legs kept coming so I threw a blenket over it and lit it on fire. The body was never found! Watch out if you ever go to Lutheran.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan
    -We got yelled at and spooked at the power plant but it turned out to be Nick & Motts....


    Now we did have an interesting run in with a pit bull once! It was a flesh eating beast, we trapped it in a room but it jumped thru the drywall and bit my maglight in half! Luckily the battery acid slowed it down enough for me to throw a grenade at it and blow it up. The explosion totally cut it in half but the head and front legs kept coming so I threw a blenket over it and lit it on fire. The body was never found! Watch out if you ever go to Lutheran.
    Sounds like Nick and Motts are a couple of pranksters. LOL

    That last bit...I'm not too sure I should believe you....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff
    Sounds like Nick and Motts are a couple of pranksters. LOL

    That last bit...I'm not too sure I should believe you....
    Lets just say we did meet a pitbull but its wasnt exactly that dramatic.

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    -Another time we were just leaving a hospital not long after being spotted. After pulling onto the main road a security car came flying past us from the other direction and went off road thru the grass to where we just were.
    Ha! I forgot about that! Mad ninja skills I bet the Lepers saw us and called the good ol' boys.

    One time I was exploring an abandoned racetrack in Dub V and I was sourrounded by police and Security(the track was on active casino property). I was put in the cop car and I was held at the scene for about an hour but charges were never filed. But I was very close to spending the night in holding. I talked my way out of it by claiming that I was a collage student and I was doing a photography report. Security did take my photo and they have me on their facial recognition system there and I am on a life long ban from the casino.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan
    -Another active hospital complex in balt. security came into the building looking for us. We had to hide in a basement steam tunnel for about 40 minutes until it sounded like they left.
    Yeah that was a fun wait. That was the day I made my "smooth" escape from that location and slammed my head into a window frame. Damn near knocked myself out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blivett
    Yeah that was a fun wait. That was the day I made my "smooth" escape from that location and slammed my head into a window frame. Damn near knocked myself out.
    So there's more to the story? LOL Sounds like it was painfull but I bet you keep your head low now. (Actually sounds like something I would do. )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff
    So there's more to the story? LOL Sounds like it was painfull but I bet you keep your head low now. (Actually sounds like something I would do. )
    Lets just say when you duck to step thru a window... he forgot the duck part! Wish I had that on tape

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    I've been chased by a caretakers dog, and had a gun pointed at me. Nothing real interesting other than that. I've used the same excuse as maypost, the old - "I'm doing a report on this <factory/hospital> for a history class and wanted to take some pictures" a few times, its gold. Better use it now, cuz when I'm 35 it's not going to hold up as well. I also tend to go to higher profile locations at the asscrack of dawn on a sunday or a holiday so as to avoid a confrontation.

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    See...it was all part of my master escape plan. I figured if security was outside waiting for us they'd see me bash my head open and then feel bad for me and just let us go without hassling us.

    I think the lesson I really learned was that after standing still in a steam pipe tunnel for 40 minutes it's wise to let the feeling return to your legs before attempting to jump out of a window.

    I'm really just thankful that it was my head that got hurt and not my camera.

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    Thanks for sharing guys. Very interesting stories. Kinda makes this old man wish he had some tales to tell, maybe one of these days.

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    I bring nothing to the table(as far as story wise), as I am new to this.
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    *Did get caught...

    We parked in a Baltimore City park to check out a nearby spot. Was a "dusk to dawn" park. Was raining/cloudy so it got darker faster than expected. Got back to the car at what I would honestly say was slightly before dusk and the cops were waiting for us there.

    Normally I have no problems with cops but this guy was a real dick. Told us we didnt belong there and that we would be raped, assaulted, shot at, robbed, etc. Pretty much told us we didnt belong in the city and never to come back.

    Was me, blivett, my wife and we were even walking the dog in the park... totally legit looking. They issued us all citations that read "Trespass and enter upon the property of Baltimore city park, said property posted against trespassers in a conspicous manner." We all have to go to a court date next month where they will decide fines, community service, whatever...

    Of all things to get busted for... being in a park "almost" after dark... BS!
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    You got to be fucking kidding me!

    Was the location even worth it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maypost
    You got to be fucking kidding me!

    Was the location even worth it?
    Turned out to be a grafittid' out block box building of nothingness...

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    Dan, that charge is bullshit. You're a smart guy - I am sure you can fight it and win.
    * In Waldo, KS I thought I was going to be shot and killed by a SWAT-black BDU wearing, pair of 1911A1 carrying militia/Freeman type of guy who was convinced I was there to "close the Post Office" and was part of the "Bildeberger, TriLateral Shah plan to take over the US and control all of us with computers." That was awesome! I placated the angry and paranoid militiaman with some overhead imagery and assured him that I was on his side. Sometimes, NRA membership pays off!
    * In White City, KS, I was shot at by a very angry black man who was convinced I was from the insurance company. He did have 1000s (literally) of drums on his property - which, I guess, was like 1/2 of the small town!
    * I was chased off of an abandoned farm in McKean PA by a nut wielding a shotgun.
    * While photographing Erie Coke and Steel, outside the fence, A 300 pound security guard lumbered up to inform me that he was confiscating my camera and all of my gear. A scene ala "Tombstone" ensued (throw down boy!) and I took the humiliated and very plump youn man's picture as I was walking away.
    * Is anyone still reading?
    "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
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    Quote Originally Posted by devilc
    * Is anyone still reading?
    I am ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by devilc
    * Is anyone still reading?
    Me too! Sounds like you had some pretty close calls!

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    So where the photo of the guard??? I want to see proof!!! lol jk, Damn youll have some close calls...I have yet to really have much of an issue.
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    "So where the photo of the guard??? I want to see proof!!! lol jk, Damn youll have some close calls...I have yet to really have much of an issue."

    *I like the way you think!
    *I took it with my N80, which means it is in one of 4 photo storage boxes @ my feet. I just moved here - and nice to meet you. Picture FL, 100 lbs heavier with a Glock and a blue baseball hat.
    *Close calls with STUPIDITY never the law. . . . story of my life. MSB and I were chased down by a man on a forklift. . . .
    *Good stories over beer.
    "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
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